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hellredsky:

Part of the Plaid Clan

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

(via arrafrost)

inaneenglish:

thetorontokid:

amuseoffyre:

saathi1013:

virginiagentlenerd:

1. Steve Rogers is not just some dumb soldier who follows orders, he thinks outside the box and asks questions and considers consequences.

2. Peggy Carter had plans to eat that boy alive before he became a delicious roast beefcake in Howard Stark’s hottie machine. 

3. I don’t understand people who didn’t enjoy this movie. 

LAUGHING FOREVER AT #2 BECAUSE PERFECTION

Roast beefcake is just added bonus:

image

a delicious roast beefcake in Howard Stark’s hottie machine”

you’re my hero

Thanks to that I called it Howard Stark’s Hottie Machine while talking to a group of fanboys at the local comic shop because I COULDN’T REMEMBER WHAT IT’S ACTUALLY CALLED.

(Source: rapunzelena, via actualcannibalhannibalecter)

how to get a thigh gap

  1. put a guys head between your legs

(via annie-mosity)

asknerdymind:

cocolooo:

(What are these crapshoots doing here?)

Dean: 
*spanks another guy’s butt* 
*bites his lip*
*throws his head back and closes his eyes*
no homo

Dean Winchester is more canonically bisexual than John Watson and I’m fucking depressed with the realization that Johnlock has a higher probability of coming true.

(via licklucifer)

kateordie:

girlslovegamestoo:

Women of Steel

credits of awesome women: (msg me as you find them!): Image 1 and 4 http://www.virginiahankins.com/

Oh my GOD.

(via revolverphantom)

i truly genuinely feel sorry for all the people who try to talk to me and get disappointed and upset because i probably sound like i don’t want to talk to them when i actually just don’t know what to say I’M SORRY

(Source: piupiupiupie, via crazypogo)